reyloarmy:

inwildspace:

Star Wars: Ah, Good.

Star Wars: The Girl Killed Snoke

Star Wars: Do You Have Something? A Cowl Or Someting You Could Put On?

Star Wars: Amazing. Every Word Of What You Just Said Was Wrong.

Star Wars: Five Bloody Minutes Ago!

Star Wars: Get Your Head Out Of The Cockpit

Star Wars: Finn…Naked…Leaking Bag?

Star Wars: Okay, I’ll Hold

Star Wars: I Was Cleaning My Blaster And It Went Off

Star Wars: The Sacred Texts!!!

Star Wars: You opened yourself to the dark side for a pair of pretty eyes

naryrising:

masterwayfinders:

charlesoberonn:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

arianagrantifa:

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend